Platyophthalmos

What do you mean, no hibachi?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:06:21 GMT

Tonight, I took the night off of making toast to do something I haven't done for 10 years. Any guesses?

Oast

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:07:50 GMT

The house has been very warm this winter. All that toast is excellent insulation. I'd say that it's warm as toa- no, I won't say that. I have standards.

Think Happy Thoughts

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:55:20 GMT

I'm not having an episode or anything, but this thought occurred to me and it's too dark not to share: Having depression is kind of like being on death row, but without the release of execution.

Entry

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:42:37 GMT

Whoever guessed that yesterday's entry was the "Meow Mix" commercial, congratulate yourself!

Meow Mix

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:42:07 GMT

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

White Nights!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:36:47 GMT

You know, the first time your cult leader makes a 'grape Kool-Aid' joke, it's kind of funny....

3 Weeks of Toast

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:45:31 GMT

Toast does NOT make a good sponge.

No Toast

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:01:26 GMT

How do you treat a gunshot wound in an emergency situation?

Also, Toast.

Who needs a bed?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:03:13 GMT

Sleeping on a pile of toast is great, but only when it's still warm.

Drugs

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:27:00 GMT

I'm going shopping today! Well, to the pharmacy. Also, I need to pick up some more bread.

Let Us Thanksgiving!

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:15:06 GMT

Today is American Thanksgiving! Who wants toast?

A Toast!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:22 GMT

Oh god, I thought that pile of toast (the third one, over by the window) crushed Bob when it fell over this morning. But he ate his way out. Maybe if I stopped stacking it so high?

Toasters!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:35:26 GMT

Let's see, if I skip my mortgage this month, take grandma off life support, and skip just one more meal a week, I can buy another toaster!!

A toaster!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:36:32 GMT

This finally explains it. I was looking for guidance - a direction in my life - and now I've found it. TOAST.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast

Who's Shoes?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:15:59 GMT

Of course, I meant 'rope us some fillies' in the strictest biblical sense.

Oregano Trail

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:26:15 GMT

Can you whiten your teeth with power tools? Learn the trick discovered by Tim Allen.

Abba Cab

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:35:40 GMT

Did you know that Phil Collins used to be in Genesis? What's that? You did? Oh.

Asphalt

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:05:14 GMT

Tomorrow we put the speedometer back into the Trans Am.

Wayne County and the Electric Chairs

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:02:10 GMT

I'm going! To go take a crap and a nap. Not at the same time.

Sexual Device for Mice

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:50:12 GMT

Nothing to post here, really.

Filet

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:03:04 GMT

I got my bass! Yesterday.

Wrath of Typo's

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:05:54 GMT

I saw Crazy Jason and Reese44's band last night. Not my cup of tea. Straight up metal. But Jason is still possibly the best frontman for a local band I've seen here in York.

Samples Jr.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:46:42 GMT

They are set to arrive next Tuesday. Jen wins the pool.

Dead Frog

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:50:28 GMT

Who wants to bet that the 'urgent' samples we need tomorrow don't show up until Thursday or Friday?

666 = 7/11!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:05:30 GMT

This is as good a time as any to unleash a plague of deadly wasps upon the general population.