Platyophthalmos

What do you mean, no hibachi?

2009-12-11T01:06:21Z

Tonight, I took the night off of making toast to do something I haven't done for 10 years. Any guesses?

Oast

2009-12-08T01:07:50Z

The house has been very warm this winter. All that toast is excellent insulation. I'd say that it's warm as toa- no, I won't say that. I have standards.

Think Happy Thoughts

2009-12-06T16:55:20Z

I'm not having an episode or anything, but this thought occurred to me and it's too dark not to share: Having depression is kind of like being on death row, but without the release of execution.

Entry

2009-12-04T21:42:37Z

Whoever guessed that yesterday's entry was the "Meow Mix" commercial, congratulate yourself!

Meow Mix

2009-12-04T02:42:07Z

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

White Nights!

2009-12-02T00:36:47Z

You know, the first time your cult leader makes a 'grape Kool-Aid' joke, it's kind of funny....

3 Weeks of Toast

2009-11-30T14:45:31Z

Toast does NOT make a good sponge.

No Toast

2009-11-29T21:01:26Z

How do you treat a gunshot wound in an emergency situation?

Also, Toast.

Who needs a bed?

2009-11-28T20:03:13Z

Sleeping on a pile of toast is great, but only when it's still warm.

Drugs

2009-11-27T14:27:00Z

I'm going shopping today! Well, to the pharmacy. Also, I need to pick up some more bread.

Let Us Thanksgiving!

2009-11-26T17:15:06Z

Today is American Thanksgiving! Who wants toast?

A Toast!

2009-11-22T21:22:22Z

Oh god, I thought that pile of toast (the third one, over by the window) crushed Bob when it fell over this morning. But he ate his way out. Maybe if I stopped stacking it so high?

Toasters!

2009-11-22T01:35:26Z

Let's see, if I skip my mortgage this month, take grandma off life support, and skip just one more meal a week, I can buy another toaster!!

A toaster!

2009-11-20T01:36:32Z

This finally explains it. I was looking for guidance - a direction in my life - and now I've found it. TOAST.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast

Who's Shoes?

2009-11-19T01:15:59Z

Of course, I meant 'rope us some fillies' in the strictest biblical sense.

Oregano Trail

2009-11-17T03:26:15Z

Can you whiten your teeth with power tools? Learn the trick discovered by Tim Allen.

Abba Cab

2009-11-16T01:35:40Z

Did you know that Phil Collins used to be in Genesis? What's that? You did? Oh.

Asphalt

2009-11-14T00:05:14Z

Tomorrow we put the speedometer back into the Trans Am.

Wayne County and the Electric Chairs

2009-11-10T22:02:10Z

I'm going! To go take a crap and a nap. Not at the same time.

Sexual Device for Mice

2009-11-10T01:50:12Z

Nothing to post here, really.

Filet

2009-11-06T00:03:04Z

I got my bass! Yesterday.

Wrath of Typo's

2009-11-01T14:05:54Z

I saw Crazy Jason and Reese44's band last night. Not my cup of tea. Straight up metal. But Jason is still possibly the best frontman for a local band I've seen here in York.

Samples Jr.

2009-10-29T20:46:42Z

They are set to arrive next Tuesday. Jen wins the pool.

Dead Frog

2009-10-27T23:50:28Z

Who wants to bet that the 'urgent' samples we need tomorrow don't show up until Thursday or Friday?

666 = 7/11!

2009-10-27T01:05:30Z

This is as good a time as any to unleash a plague of deadly wasps upon the general population.