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09:31 am November 27th, 2009
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Drugs
I'm going shopping today! Well, to the pharmacy. Also, I need to pick up some more bread.

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12:19 pm November 26th, 2009
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Let Us Thanksgiving!
Today is American Thanksgiving! Who wants toast?

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04:27 pm November 22nd, 2009
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A Toast!
Oh god, I thought that pile of toast (the third one, over by the window) crushed Bob when it fell over this morning. But he ate his way out. Maybe if I stopped stacking it so high?

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08:40 pm November 21st, 2009
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Toasters!
Let's see, if I skip my mortgage this month, take grandma off life support, and skip just one more meal a week, I can buy another toaster!!

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08:41 pm November 19th, 2009
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A toaster!
This finally explains it. I was looking for guidance - a direction in my life - and now I've found it. TOAST.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast

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08:20 pm November 18th, 2009
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Who's Shoes?
Of course, I meant 'rope us some fillies' in the strictest biblical sense.

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10:30 pm November 16th, 2009
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Oregano Trail
Can you whiten your teeth with power tools? Learn the trick discovered by Tim Allen.

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08:40 pm November 15th, 2009
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Abba Cab
Did you know that Phil Collins used to be in Genesis? What's that? You did? Oh.

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07:09 pm November 13th, 2009
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Asphalt
Tomorrow we put the speedometer back into the Trans Am.

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05:05 pm November 10th, 2009
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Wayne County and the Electric Chairs
I'm going! To go take a crap and a nap. Not at the same time.

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